To tune of "I'm a lumberjack"
We go to church on Sunday We wear proper attire We always lite a candle We like to play with fire -- Chorus: I'm a Unitarian and I'm OK. It doesn't really matter if you're straight or gay. We stand to sing, we sit to pray, or some say meditate. We often miss announcements, because we show up late. -- Chorus You know we're open-minded, you won't find our minds closed. To dark & lite together, except when washing clothes. -- Chorus And if the sermon bores us, we try not to complain. For patience is a virtue, tho sometimes it's a strain. -- Chorus I'll look for you next Sunday, perhaps we'll meet again. I think it's time to go now, and bring this to an end.